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Preamble
Before studying this project brief for whatsoever purpose,
we wish to ascertain that this document is being reviewed
in proper perspective and the writer and the reader share
the same ideas, views, concepts and philosophy. Or else,
it might turn into a sheer futile exercise on every one's
part.
In a lighter vein, I would like to
reproduce below an apt e-mail that I received a few
days ago. Hope everyone takes it in good spirit and
appreciates the humor.
Subject : UN Survey with no
result
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Last month, the U.N. conducted a
worldwide survey. The only question asked was, "Would
you please give your most honest opinion about solutions
to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure. BECAUSE
- in Africa,
they did not know what "food"
meant,
- in Western Europe,
they did not know what "shortage"
meant,
- in Eastern Europe,
they did not know what "opinion"
meant,
- in Middle East,
they did not know what "solution"
meant,
- in South America,
they did not know what "please"
meant,
- in Asia, they
did not know what "honest"
meant, and
- in the USA,
they did not know what "the
rest of the world" meant.
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Similarly, when we propose "setting-up the latest
state-of-the-art, hi-tec, commercial, composite, Integrated
Dairy Farm Project, with an objective to enhance cattle
productivity and improve raw milk quality to meet international
standards and to carry out coherent, ancillary, multiple
activities so as to make a distinctive addition to product
value, quality, cost-benefit and total profitability of
the venture, the "project concept must be assessed
in its totality".
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